*Phone rings, and it's the obnoxious "WARNING your car warranty is about to expire..." so hubby presses one and waits* Telemarketer: Hello this is **** from the *****. Hubby: Hello, son. This is Father John. Telemarketer: Hello, sir. I would like to... Hubby: Do you guys only insure cars, because I've got a church van I'd like to insure? Telemarketer: Yes, sir, but I would like to... Hubby: Are you a Christian? Telemarketer: Yes, sir, but I would like to... Hubby: I have to know if you have let Jesus into your life. Telemarketer: Yes, I have. Hubby: I have to be sure. So you're telling me that you know Jesus? Telemarketer: Yes, sir, I do. Hubby: Do you pray? Telemarketer: Yes, sir, but back to the warranty... Hubby: As a Christan, how many times a day do you pray? Telemarkter: *getting angry* I pray 17 times a day! Hubby: And you call yourself a Christian, son? A good Christian should pray no less than 20 times a day! Telemarketer: Nevermind...*click*