Conversations I Have in my Head: Part 1
Me: *upon seeing a tupperware container in the back of the fridge with pasta in it that has been there for at least 2 weeks because it got stuck behind something* Hmmm I wonder if I can put that on the compost heap or if it's too old. Me2: Hmmm, yeah it's been in there a while. Me: It might not be a good idea. Me2: Wait, you dumbas*! You're putting it out there TO ROT! It'll be fine! Me: Oh, yeah...